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I Kissed A Girl (Parody) - Katy Perry - Elderly Remix Video
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-Written/sung/performed/edited by me
- Granny (First Love) played by the fabulous Zipster08
http://www.youtube.com/zipster08
Generic Parody Music Composed and Performed by Steve of:
http://www.youtube.com/TheUnattended
Thanks to Gladys for allowing me to shoot her legs lol
And yes, I play the 3 nursing home vixens and nurse) :P
For high quality audio (but less quality image):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IPDOB4yzzo&fmt=18
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This song will be available on my album coming out soon! It will also be downloadable on itunes, so stay tuned!
LYRICS:
Katy Perry- I Kissed a Girl (Parody) --Elderly Remix
It was my boyrfriend's family
Not something crazy
He took me to meet his old granny
Then something phased me
She's not like most elderly
She kept glaring from behind the chips...
I went to kiss her on the cheek
And she went for my lips..
(Chorus)
OLD LADY:
I kissed a girl
And I liked it
The taste of her
denture cream
ME:
The taste of her denture cream
But it's okay with me
I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planted one
on me twice
It was my sin
Soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin
(Verse)
No I don't even know her age
It doesn't matter
Lock me inside an iron cage
It will not shatter
This burning flame
It can't be tamed
No I cannot resist
Her snow white hair
Vintage wheel chair
Sparks flew
The moment we kissed
CHORUS
(Bridge)
I don't know what happened to me
My taste went from Brad Pitt to grannies
Walkers, dentures, and Hearing Aids
I like my ladies older by decades
Oh Oh Oh
1:41 uh whatcha? ...
1:41 uh whatcha? doing... Hehe. Granny
Oh god, I can't ...
Oh god, I can't stop laughing.? XD
Umm now? that's ...
Umm now? that's nasty
last part that? you ...
last part that? you sing 'decades' rocked !
so you met your ...
so you met your boyfriends grandma the liked kissing her??? WHO DO YOU LIKE MORE??
Love the song, but ...
Love the song, but if you kiss me, you'll forget all about? the grannies. ;)
Thats? just nasty
Thats? just nasty
hehe lol at first i ...
hehe lol at first i was? like ... and then it got better it was pretty funny well done it must have took you ages :P
Damn you people ...
Damn you people have no sense of humour! You don't actually see them kiss or anything, it's just a song! No need for all? the negative comments like 'ewwwww that's nasty wtf!?' geeeez! And ahha well done for the video and song she wrote it and performed it all herself the least you could do is praise her, how many of you can write songs that actually fit well?
WTF that's? just ...
WTF that's? just weird
WTF?
WTF?
The young girl? was ...
The young girl? was pretty but the granny ugh
Um .... Errmm...uh ...
Um .... Errmm...uh owwwww?
What the....?
What the....?
Hey ur f**king fine ...
Hey ur f**king fine the? girl in the red background
thats discusting -_ ...
thats discusting -_-'
?
Uh...? I don't like ...
Uh...? I don't like that :/-
Those grannies look ...
Those grannies look like something out of a? horror movie :S. Funny tho
All I? got to say ...
All I? got to say is... O_O
Soft? Wrinkled Skin ...
Soft? Wrinkled Skin O.o. WTF?
ur? more strange ...
ur? more strange than lady gaga ................
Dammmmmmm that's? ...
Dammmmmmm that's? nasty
Nasty!?
Nasty!?
Ew?
Ew?
...
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!?
OMG? ...
OMG? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Im gonna go puke? ...
Im gonna go puke? now... This better be the top comment by the time i get back
dres irs? mongu shia
dres irs? mongu shia
Scared 4? life
Scared 4? life
Yeaaa I'm gonna go ...
Yeaaa I'm gonna go puke now.? Scuse' me..
